Here in my household, we are divided between the Ravens and Steelers. Both, are admittedly great NFL teams, right? But, being a Baltimore native, my heart still belongs to the Ravens. Here is a little humor for today, given the Ravens are going to kick some Steelers butt!
"This is where you will spend eternity." God told Ben. "...It's an honor to have a great quarterback like you up here in heaven."
Ben smiled as he entered his eternal home, until he saw the house next door. It was a huge mansion trimmed in purple with giant Ravens' banners from the peaks of the roof. In the driveway was a collection of purple sports cars, all with giant Ravens painted on the hood.
"I don't understand" Ben told God. "How does Flacco rate a place like that?"
God looked sternly at Ben and said "That's my house."